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Saturday, January 1, 2011
Friday, November 26, 2010
Funny Text Messages
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
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we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
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being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
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so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
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I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
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I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
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i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out.
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can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
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o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
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I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
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At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
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This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
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we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
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being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
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so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
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I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
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I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
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i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out.
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can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
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o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
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I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
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At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
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This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Monday, November 15, 2010
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Monday, August 9, 2010
Alex Velea - Don't say it's over
Here's a kid that deserves all the good things that happen to him right now:)
Check him out on his website.
Check him out on his website.
Thursday, August 5, 2010
Tuesday, August 3, 2010
How to spot a Canadian
Of course, there's the love for Hockey and then there's the beer, but the main way to determine a person's "Canadianess" is their usage of the word "eh." In general, "eh" usually means "do you agree?" For example, a Canadian would say "It's pretty nice today, eh?" But, like all iconic slang, the Canadian "eh" has many meanings.
For example, a Canadian might say "That's really far, eh?" In that case the Canadian isn't asking if a person agrees, they are using the word to emphasize what they just said. The common Canadian response to "That's really far, eh?" is usually "I know, eh?" Again, it's used more for emphasis in this case.
Canadians have managed to include the word "eh" into pretty much every sentence. It's quite common for a converstation like the one above to degenerate into a series of "ehs" that become increasingly meaningless but still important.
"That's really far, eh?"
"I know, eh?"
"You should leave now, eh?"
"I guess I should, eh?"
"I've been there before, eh?"
"Eh?"
"Yeah. It's really nice there, eh?"
"Maybe I should take a camera, eh?"
"You should, eh."
"It's a nice day, eh?"
"We've had a nice week, eh?"
"Eh?"
"I said 'we've had a nice week, eh?'"
"Oh yeah."
"Eh?"
"Eh?"
"Eh."
"Beers?"
"EH!"
A non-Canadian looking at the exchange above would consider the usage of "eh" ridiculous and unnecessary. A Canadian would wonder why there weren't a couple more "ehs" in there.
Fact: 98% of Canadians admit that "eh" was their first word. The other 2% state that "eh" was their second word, after "Mama."
"Mama, eh?" is a popular sentence among Canadian babies.
Source
For example, a Canadian might say "That's really far, eh?" In that case the Canadian isn't asking if a person agrees, they are using the word to emphasize what they just said. The common Canadian response to "That's really far, eh?" is usually "I know, eh?" Again, it's used more for emphasis in this case.
Canadians have managed to include the word "eh" into pretty much every sentence. It's quite common for a converstation like the one above to degenerate into a series of "ehs" that become increasingly meaningless but still important.
"That's really far, eh?"
"I know, eh?"
"You should leave now, eh?"
"I guess I should, eh?"
"I've been there before, eh?"
"Eh?"
"Yeah. It's really nice there, eh?"
"Maybe I should take a camera, eh?"
"You should, eh."
"It's a nice day, eh?"
"We've had a nice week, eh?"
"Eh?"
"I said 'we've had a nice week, eh?'"
"Oh yeah."
"Eh?"
"Eh?"
"Eh."
"Beers?"
"EH!"
A non-Canadian looking at the exchange above would consider the usage of "eh" ridiculous and unnecessary. A Canadian would wonder why there weren't a couple more "ehs" in there.
Fact: 98% of Canadians admit that "eh" was their first word. The other 2% state that "eh" was their second word, after "Mama."
"Mama, eh?" is a popular sentence among Canadian babies.
Source
Saturday, July 24, 2010
WHY WOMEN SHOULDN'T TAKE MEN SHOPPING
After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Target. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local Target.
attrides: Dear Mrs. Samuel,
Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Samuel, are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras.
attrides: 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people's carts when they weren't looking.
2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom.
4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, 'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away'. This caused the employee to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her Supervisor that in turn resulted with a union grievance, causing management to lose time and costing the company money.
attrides: 5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&Ms on layaway.
6. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the children shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department to which twenty children obliged.
8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' EMTs were called.
9.. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.
attrides: 10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.
11. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the 'Mission Impossible' theme.
12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his 'Madonna look' by using different sizes of funnels.
13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'
14. October 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!'
attrides: And last, but not least:
15. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here.' One of the clerks passed out.
attrides: Dear Mrs. Samuel,
Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Samuel, are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras.
attrides: 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people's carts when they weren't looking.
2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom.
4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, 'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away'. This caused the employee to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her Supervisor that in turn resulted with a union grievance, causing management to lose time and costing the company money.
attrides: 5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&Ms on layaway.
6. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the children shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department to which twenty children obliged.
8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' EMTs were called.
9.. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.
attrides: 10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.
11. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the 'Mission Impossible' theme.
12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his 'Madonna look' by using different sizes of funnels.
13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'
14. October 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!'
attrides: And last, but not least:
15. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here.' One of the clerks passed out.
Top 5 Sexiest Female Characters in Gaming
Thursday, July 22, 2010
24h Time Elapse- Toronto
Info:
City: Toronto, Canada.
Date: 20-21 July 2010(24 hours)
Video by Scutu Studios
Music by Scutu Studios
Made with: Nikon D300, 16mm, f:4 for shoots.
12 minutes in 1 second. 24 hours in 2 minutes.
Life in a Day
I have been reading and watching a few videos on youtube about the "Life in a Day" project. The idea is to film a normal day in your life and that day has to be the 24th of July. There is no rules and basecally you just need to present to the whole world what is your life like- what is your routine, what are your fears and wishes and what you value and love the most- as a documentary of a single day on Earth. What do you do on July 24, 2010?
The best film will be selected for editing and then presented at the Sundance Film Festival 2011.
More info here: Life in a day
The best film will be selected for editing and then presented at the Sundance Film Festival 2011.
More info here: Life in a day
Tuesday, July 13, 2010
Thursday, July 8, 2010
Antidepressants
1. Take your car and go on a ride. Park it on the side of the road and put on your sun glasses, then pull a hairdryer out the window and direct it to the cars coming towards you. Now count how many drivers hit their breaks suddenly in front of you.
2. Recharge the coffee machine from your office place with decaffeinated coffee for three weeks straight. When everyone will get over their coffee addiction, change it with Espresso.
3. If you take money out money directly from the bank, for “purpose of use” write “for Marijuana”.
4. Whenever you find yourself on a corridor, start jumping instead of walking. Then try to count how many people give you weird looks.
5. When in a restaurant, order “Diet water”.
6. Call your friends five days before a party and tell them that you can’t make it because you’re going to have a headache that day.
7. When you take out money from an ATM, cry out loud: “I won! I won!”
8. If you go to the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot, pretending you are terrified and shout: “Save yourselves! The animals have escaped!”
9. If you have children, at dinner time tell them that because of the recession, you will have to give them up.
10. At the drug store, buy a box of condoms and then ask the pharmacist where the fitting room is!
2. Recharge the coffee machine from your office place with decaffeinated coffee for three weeks straight. When everyone will get over their coffee addiction, change it with Espresso.
3. If you take money out money directly from the bank, for “purpose of use” write “for Marijuana”.
4. Whenever you find yourself on a corridor, start jumping instead of walking. Then try to count how many people give you weird looks.
5. When in a restaurant, order “Diet water”.
6. Call your friends five days before a party and tell them that you can’t make it because you’re going to have a headache that day.
7. When you take out money from an ATM, cry out loud: “I won! I won!”
8. If you go to the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot, pretending you are terrified and shout: “Save yourselves! The animals have escaped!”
9. If you have children, at dinner time tell them that because of the recession, you will have to give them up.
10. At the drug store, buy a box of condoms and then ask the pharmacist where the fitting room is!
Tuesday, July 6, 2010
If I were...
* If I were a season I would be ... SUMMER.
* If I were one month I would be... JULY.
* If I were a day of the week I would be... SATURDAY.
* If I were a moment I would be... THE NIGHT.
* If I were a marine animal I would be... A DOLPHIN.
* If I were a land animal I would be... A WHITE LION.
* If I were a virtue I would be... AUTONOMY.
* If I were a planet I would be... JUPITER.
* If I were a fluid I would be... COCO MADEMOISELLE.
* If I were a rock I would be... GNEISS.
* If I were a metal I would be ... TITANIUM.
* If I were a bird I would be... AN EAGLE.
* If I were a plant I would be... A SNOWDROP.
* If I were a state of weather I would be... THUNDER AND LIGHTNING.
* If I were an instrument I would be... A PIANO.
* If I were a feeling I would be... CONFIDENCE.
* If I were a sound I would be... THE CRICKETS ON A MIDSUMMER NIGHT.
* If I were a city I would be... NEW YORK.
* If I were a taste I would be... SWEETNESS.
* If I were a flavor I would be... SPICY VANILLA.
* If I were a color I would be... RED.
* If I were a material I would be... VELVET.
* If I were a body part I would be... THE HEAD.
* If I were a drug I would be... EXTASY.
* If I was an accessory I would be... A SCARF.
* If I were a facial expression I would be... A SMILE.
* If I were a subject I would be... ASTROLOGY.
* If I were a cartoon character I would be... STEWIE GRIFFIN.
* If I was a shape I would be... A HEART SHAPE.
* If I were a number I would be... 7.
* If I were a car I would be... A FERRARI.
* If I were a fashion article I would be... A BOLERO.
Meh, I fell asleep after I arrived home today and now it's 2 am and since I'm up and got nothing to do. Well I do have, but I don't feel like it now, lol. I tag Serenia and whomever wishes to take this tag:P
* If I were one month I would be... JULY.
* If I were a day of the week I would be... SATURDAY.
* If I were a moment I would be... THE NIGHT.
* If I were a marine animal I would be... A DOLPHIN.
* If I were a land animal I would be... A WHITE LION.
* If I were a virtue I would be... AUTONOMY.
* If I were a planet I would be... JUPITER.
* If I were a fluid I would be... COCO MADEMOISELLE.
* If I were a rock I would be... GNEISS.
* If I were a metal I would be ... TITANIUM.
* If I were a bird I would be... AN EAGLE.
* If I were a plant I would be... A SNOWDROP.
* If I were a state of weather I would be... THUNDER AND LIGHTNING.
* If I were an instrument I would be... A PIANO.
* If I were a feeling I would be... CONFIDENCE.
* If I were a sound I would be... THE CRICKETS ON A MIDSUMMER NIGHT.
* If I were a city I would be... NEW YORK.
* If I were a taste I would be... SWEETNESS.
* If I were a flavor I would be... SPICY VANILLA.
* If I were a color I would be... RED.
* If I were a material I would be... VELVET.
* If I were a body part I would be... THE HEAD.
* If I were a drug I would be... EXTASY.
* If I was an accessory I would be... A SCARF.
* If I were a facial expression I would be... A SMILE.
* If I were a subject I would be... ASTROLOGY.
* If I were a cartoon character I would be... STEWIE GRIFFIN.
* If I was a shape I would be... A HEART SHAPE.
* If I were a number I would be... 7.
* If I were a car I would be... A FERRARI.
* If I were a fashion article I would be... A BOLERO.
Meh, I fell asleep after I arrived home today and now it's 2 am and since I'm up and got nothing to do. Well I do have, but I don't feel like it now, lol. I tag Serenia and whomever wishes to take this tag:P
Saturday, June 26, 2010
Would you like a treat?lol
U.S.A version
Romanian version
I`m apathic when it comes to politics, it's just funny how the dogs are trained:))
Romanian version
I`m apathic when it comes to politics, it's just funny how the dogs are trained:))
Sunday, June 20, 2010
Carpe, Carpe by J.D. Smith
I'm sawing off the limb I'm on.
A cartoon in a three-D scene,
I'm on this branch until it's gone,
Like men who dam where salmon spawn
To keep a desert golf course green.
They're sawing off the limb they're on,
As I've shirked sleep, as if élan
Were made of rye and nicotine.
I'm on this branch until it's gone,
But poison weeds and feed the lawn
And hope my drinking water's clean,
Still sawing off the limb I'm on,
And sprinting in a marathon
Whose finish line is still unseen.
I'm on that branch until it's gone.
Why work when there are rings to pawn?
We'll live off fat, and then on lean.
I'm sawing off the limb I'm on.
I'm on this branch until it's gone.
Source: Good Reads
A cartoon in a three-D scene,
I'm on this branch until it's gone,
Like men who dam where salmon spawn
To keep a desert golf course green.
They're sawing off the limb they're on,
As I've shirked sleep, as if élan
Were made of rye and nicotine.
I'm on this branch until it's gone,
But poison weeds and feed the lawn
And hope my drinking water's clean,
Still sawing off the limb I'm on,
And sprinting in a marathon
Whose finish line is still unseen.
I'm on that branch until it's gone.
Why work when there are rings to pawn?
We'll live off fat, and then on lean.
I'm sawing off the limb I'm on.
I'm on this branch until it's gone.
Source: Good Reads
Monday, May 31, 2010
Good night:)
It is Sims Profile Pictures Month on FaceBook. Can't believe it's been a year since the Sims 3 is out, LOL. I`m off to sleep, nite ya'll!
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